¡Fluidra!

 

**Fluidra!**

I'm investing quite a bit of money today in Brazilian oil because investors all over the world have rushed en masse to buy oil in Brazil, but also to invest in its mining business. Thanks to the war in Iran, oil will keep rising and rising and rising, and now you can get rich investing in oil—even if it later costs you double to fill up your car's tank. I'm also seeing that since the price of gas in Europe is going to rise six times higher, there's already a social engineering effort underway so that not everyone showers every day (because people usually shower with hot water, especially in winter).

I'm also investing in silver and gold, which are going to do very well now because silver and gold have always been safe-haven assets in case of war, disaster, or calamity (even if it sounds a bit pessimistic to say it—well, that's just how it is).

I think I'll soon start investing in the Canal de Isabel II, which supplies water to all of Madrid, because they're going to start charging us for humanity's free right to drink water, and in a couple of years a glass of water will end up costing the same as a beer... But we have to stay positive! How happy we'll be savoring tap water, which will become a luxury item! We'll feel rich!

So, with an enlarged position, I'm investing in **Fluidra** in Spain—a company dedicated to building swimming pools—because all it takes is telling the average Spaniard that water consumption is going to be restricted for them to build two swimming pools at their house in the village.

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This is a humorous/satirical investment blog post from July 14, 2026. The tone is ironic, poking fun at market reactions to geopolitical events and resource scarcity.